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The responses were quite creative, hilarious and also true to some extent. Below are my 30 odd personal favourite tweets.

1. When Kaamwali bais (house maids) create a hashtag and bitch about their memsaabs.

2. When parents say ‘Beta vaha pohachte hi Twitter karna’ [Son, tweet as soon as you reach...]

3. When Amitabh, Aamir and SRK have their own Twitter accounts and it becomes the Breaking News on Aaj Tak.

4. When railway stations will announce via twitter rather than by loudspeakers.

5. When ‘Hand’ is replaced by’@Handle‘ as the new logo of Congress.

6. When our leaders ask for ‘Tweevotes‘ instead of ‘Votes’ during elections.

7. When visitng cards will have Twitter handles (@handle) instead of email ids.

8. When a minister will tweet his resignation and send a DM to CM with plea not to accept the resignation.

9. When #Reliance will launch a company named BIGtwit.

10. When Aamir, SRK and Akshay use Twitter to promote their next big budget films.

11. When a book is released ‘100 Signs of Twitter becoming mainstream in India‘ and becomes a best seller.

12. When every bollywood movie will have a twit version for those who are short of time.

13. When school exams will say ‘Answer in Twitter’ instead of ‘Answer in Brief’.

14. When you set twitter as your homepage of your computer.

15. When Political Manifesto will be ‘Roti, Kapda, Makaan aur Twitter’ for aam aadmi.

16. When MNS will make it mandatory to type all Tweets in Marathi.

17. When Twitter birdie becomes the next face of a brand like #Vodafone Pug but with permission.

18. The channel has a reality show called ‘Kaun Banega TwitterPati’.

19. When people join language courses to learn new language - Twittsh.

20. Some time later an award winnig movie is released, called ‘TwitterDog Millionaire‘.

21. When PM addresses a Tweet Conference to the entire nation on Twitter.

22. When India hands over Tweets of terrorists as proof to Pak and Pak accepts it.

23. When reality shows ask people to vote using tweet instead of SMS.

24. When Ekta Kapoor makes a new serial ‘Kahani Twitter Twitter Ki‘ and will get highest TRPs (Twitter Rating Points).

25. When Mumbai university introduces a new subject in colleges ‘Tweetology‘… and makes it compulsory.

26. When Walkie-Talkies are replaced by Tweetie-Talkies in the army, with paandus, and other events.

27. When Indian Cricket Team has Twitter logo on their T-shirts and bats.

28. SS, MNS start tweeting from the places they are wrecking -> Just broke a shopper’s stops glass door, kaay majja aali [In english - What fun] :P

29. When government applications ask for twitter names along with email IDs and phone numbers.

30. When you name your child as Twitter instead of Ram, Rahul or Raj.

And the best of all “When mainstream media takes cues from this and prints all the ideas along with original twitter handles.”

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